![]() ![]() ![]() Ways to not impress your customers: Tell them their taste sucks.īut New Coke failed, and miserably. Coke wasn’t Coke anymore, and shit just got crazy. For 3 whole months, the world was a different place. Instead, they felt it prudent to make it taste a bit more like ass, and New Coke was born. In the halcyon days of 1985, some dweeb in Coke’s marketing department decided it’d be a good idea to change the formula of their flagship product, without considering that people might actually like the way it tastes. In this fierce war, both the Coca Cola Company and PepsiCo have pulled some stupid moves, but none is quite as infamous as New Coke. (Me, I’m neither, because I don’t give a fuck, but my wife likes Coke, so I guess I’m a Coke guy by default.) This is a battle that’s been fought for ages, a mythical conflict of epic stakes to win the hearts of sugary, caffeinated drink buyers everywhere.īefore it was HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP! BWAHAH! (This is the scariest corn picture I could find.) They say you’re either a Coke guy/girl or a Pepsi guy/girl. ![]()
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